Society for Aesthetic Deletions

1. If you were to discover that your closest friend is a heroin dealer, what would you do?
Frelling dren, start with the easy ones next time! You scared the dren out of me! It's too early in the morning for this...

Okay, okay. I'd talk to her about it first, telling her that I know, and that she needs to stop. I know it's a good source of income and it's (sort-of) keeping my husband employed, but it is wrong.

Then I'd tell the police.

By the way, I can't answer this for my main closest friend, Lou, because he deals with addicts in the OTHER end of this. There's no way in HELL that he'd deal. So, sorry Anne! :)

2. Having learned to a moral certainty that the world is going to end in six months, what one thing would you do for the first time?
Skydive. I've always wanted to jump from a plane.

3. If you could create a memorial to yourself in a city park, what would it be?
A stand of birch trees, maybe in a nice circle. A plaque could be in the middle of it, saying my name my birth and death dates. Maybe a quote or a bit from Robert Frost's Birches poem.

"One could do worse than be a swinger of birches."