I can't handle this sort of thing. Squeeing over X-Men 2 at the beginning of the weekend, living and enjoying the high and starting to fall into another fandom...
And then to have it all come to a screeching halt, watching the last two episodes of Alias this season.
Is J.J. Abrams that much of a masochist? Yes, yes he is.
I had no one online to discuss the episodes of Alias with as they happened. So I took notes. I found myself yelling at the TV screen during the first hour, and decided that I'd write down the timestamps and my reactions to the second hour.
It rambles. It is fangirly screaming. But it was me for two hours last night, ending with me drained and spent, and too worked up to get to sleep right away.
Damn. What the FRELL is he trying to do to us??
Other than the above and below....I. Have. No. Words.
Second Double
No, not my Will! Not my baby Will!
Die evil Francinator!
No Syd, don't do that...nooooo! Don't tell her...the CIA!
Dixon! No, poor Will, oh! Dixon stop!
No, don't tell her, Syd...no no no!
Will, don't run, no Dixon...
Oh, oh Will...don't say that to Syd...oh, my poor baby...
Holy Fuck Arvin Sloane!!!!!!!
Hee! "Drunk" Vaughn!
HOLY FUCK IRINA!!!!!
NO!! Not the servers! Whatthefuckirinanooo!!!
not Francie!! nooooooooooooooooooo!!! Will, my baby!!! *stabs Francinator*
The Telling
10:00 --- Weiss and Marshall! EEEEeee! Marshall's date! so cuuuuuute! oh no, what did Marshall get??
10:01 --- Kendall - "I know what legit is." *laugh* Ha! Francinator, you're messing up! Will, catch on, frelling catch on!
10:02 --- "I shouldn't be yelling this." My poor thing. YES! YES YES YES! Die Francinator! Yay CIA!! He's been cleared! *does dance*
10:04 --- hockey, awww! Weiss calling! smoochies.
10:05 --- ha ha, ha ha, ha ha - Irina! Rimbaldi artifacts. MamaHari explains it all!! Mama was behind the Alliance too? eeee!! Relationship is complicated? Understatement of the century! Oh oh! whack!Mama! ow ow ow...
10:08 --- Francinator didn't know they couldn't reverse it?? holy shit! She's Sark's babe! oh my god! kiss!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Jealous!Sark! eeee!
[time stamps are off by a few minutes above, as I forgot that I rewinded to rewatch Vaughn get sprayed! Hee! So I'm now back live and watching, so stamps are accurate.]
10:13 --- oh geez, NSA!flunkie is back! Jack isn't going to mention that he saw Sloane. Hee.
10:15 --- Marshall gets to take his cutie along! Oh Jack, you softie! Will and Weiss meeting! Weiss and magic! He is so cool! Sydney is his password! Oh Will...Project Christmas!! AG Doren - Allison Doren - she was part of Project Christmas! Eeeee!!
Can I just break in here to say how much i LOVE this show??
10:18 --- waffle iron? Stereo? Holy shit, they're after Jack! Killed NSA guy! eeeee!! Jack! no! Setup!!
10:23 --- oh Syd, losing SpyDaddy!
10:25 --- eee, Marshall kiss!!!
10:26 --- oh, Irina knows how to play her daughter, doesn't she? Blonde!Syd!
10:28 --- OW! Poor Sark, but go Vaughn! *does dance* Sark's loyalties are flexible? Yeah, kinda...but I don't like this, I don't trust it. Did Irina tell him to do something? Or does he think it's the only way to get his Allison back? Eee, walls moving! Lights flickering! What IS Sloane doing over there?
10:34 --- Sark in prison! Well, in Irina's holding cell. Sloane's assembled the device, but what does it DO???? Hey, Dixon's there -- do we get Dixon apologizing to Will? Come on, we NEED it!
10:36 --- Go for MamaHari, Syd! She's got a parachute...she's going to jump...
10:38 --- No, Weiss! Don't go, you're going to die, noooo, not him! Yes, MamaHari got away! What the fuck was she rambling about with the device and the Word of Rimbaldi?
10:39 --- how long before Will figures out the Francinator???? Come on, smarter-than-Harvard-guys guy!! YES YES YES!!!!! Oh no, Francinator, no no no!!
10:44 --- oh no Will!!!! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!! All right Will, kill the Francinator!!!
10:45 --- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
omgomgomgomgomgnoooooooooooooooo!!
Francinator did love him! She did! But she stabbed our Will! YOU MUST LIVE, BRADLEY COOPER!!
10:46 --- I can't get excited about the Syd/Vaughn stuff now. Will is....nooo! EVIL FRANCINATOR!!!!
WILLL!!!!!
Listen to your messages, Syd!!! YES!
10:49 --- GIRL FIGHT!!!
10:51 --- what about WILL! We've got 10 minutes left, he might still live!!!
10:52 --- where the FUCK is Syd!!!??????
10:53 --- Hong Kong? WTF???
10:54 --- Vaughn! DO NOT tell her Will is dead!! DO NOT!! Will's OK!!! *faints*
10:56 --- HOW LONG HAS SYD BEEN GONE????? wtf wtf wtf ring wtf wtf wtf!!! HOLY FUCK!! Two years!!!????
*dies*
*end of show*
*dies*