I regret to inform you all that I have passed on.
We regret to announce the untimely death of Julia, who on the 3rd of October of this year was meticulously vaporized by the next-door neighbor. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe somewhere on Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. Julia is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month.
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